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Go ahead, put antlers and a red nose on your car. It’ll be funny and fine the first day. The second day it’ll be like “Okay, haha, now stop.” The third, and forthcoming days, it’ll be depressing, as the December snow, wind, and rain fade the color from the cheap plush prostheses. They’ll get wet, they’ll sag, one antler will fall off as you’re on the highway, but you’ll press on, your car the automobile equivalent of a drunk mall Santa, somberly muttering “ho ho ho what do u want for xmas. tell santa. don’t cry. don’t.”

Worst things ever.

    theworstthingsforsale:

    Go ahead, put antlers and a red nose on your car. It’ll be funny and fine the first day. The second day it’ll be like “Okay, haha, now stop.” The third, and forthcoming days, it’ll be depressing, as the December snow, wind, and rain fade the color from the cheap plush prostheses. They’ll get wet, they’ll sag, one antler will fall off as you’re on the highway, but you’ll press on, your car the automobile equivalent of a drunk mall Santa, somberly muttering “ho ho ho what do u want for xmas. tell santa. don’t cry. don’t.”

    Worst things ever.

    Source: amazon.com
    • 5 months ago
    • 266 notes
  • And then I met a man called The Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end.

    Source: waywardchester
    • 5 months ago
    • 1836 notes
  • bekaoperetta:

    Please!!!!!!

    Source: bekaoperetta
    • 5 months ago
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  • chasingeverlark:

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    Stars- Grace Potter and the Nocturnals

    All those times we looked up at the sky.
    Looking out so far, it felt like we could fly.
    And now I’m all alone in the dark of night.
    And the moon is shining, but I can’t see the light.
    And I can’t look at the stars.

    Source: jackharknessed
    • 5 months ago
    • 38 notes
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